naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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