She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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