Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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