No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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