that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
