did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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