Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I won't apologize to a one balled man
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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