So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I understand Curling. That high.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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