I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
