sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
