just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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