Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My vagina is very pro this idea
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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