When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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