the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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