brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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