This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I woke up under a house in Key West
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