I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Drunk is not a location!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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