David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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