Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
