How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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