Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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