just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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