Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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