sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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