are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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