Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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