today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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