Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
We left the knife in your bed.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
COCAINE IS GR8
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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