So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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