Need sex. Gaining weight.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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