i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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