Whod you bang
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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