I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
wow bdsm is so cute
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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