do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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