so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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