I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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