i think my tv is drunk
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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