I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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