Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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