i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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