I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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