It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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