He is an equal opportunity slut.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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