What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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