And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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