I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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