i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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