am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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