I think I am morally bankrupt
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
her facebook's as public as her vagina
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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