thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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