This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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