Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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