Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Randomize
